4 Years + The Lazy Lady's Summer Dessert

Four years ago I was listening to "Everybody Talks" on repeat all day, every day.

Four years ago I was deep in a 1950's fashion phase.  Big bows and lots of red lipstick.

Four years ago I spent a whole lot of time in the doctor's office.

The Lazy Lady's Summer Dessert {Pedantic Foodie}

Four years ago I had no notion of how to use a camera. 

Four years ago I would have thought this dessert was wayyyy too simple. 

Four years ago I had no interest whatsoever in the man that I am about to marry. 

Four years ago this blog was just beginning in a very inconsistent, Tumblr-like fashion. 

The Lazy Lady's Summer Dessert {Pedantic Foodie}

So much changes in a year, nonetheless four years.  I much prefer the person I am today over the lady I was when I first dipped my toes into the internet.  There is still so much I do not know, and I am even more aware of that fact today than I was several years ago.  But, growth is always happening and it's a joy to learn, and grow, and change.  I have learned to be more thankful, more content, and more concerned about meaningful evolution, rather than absolute perfection. 

To celebrate the past few years and the official beginning of Summer, I made us dessert.  The most wonderfully simple, summertime dessert. 

The Lazy Lady's Summer Dessert {Pedantic Foodie}

This dessert is your new best friend.  Give it a hug and say hello, because you're going to love this. 

It's incredibly easy and quick to make.  It’s customizable, gluten-free, and can even be vegan (for those of us who have those weird anti-butter friends)!  It is healthy-ish and guaranteed to please kids and adults alike, unless your friends are really weird and do not like fruit, cream, or delicious crunchy toppings.

The Lazy Lady's Summer Dessert {Pedantic Foodie}

I really want you to make this dessert because I think it will make you happy.  It’s like a pie, but for cheaters who just want a nice treat after Monday night dinner.

The Lazy Lady's Summer Dessert {Pedantic Foodie}

I was running into Trader Joe’s “really quick” the other day, when I noticed that they had just restocked their produce section.  Every angle of my view was billowing with fresh fruits and vegetables at the peak of ripeness, but my gaze fell upon the golden side of the botanical spectrum.

The Lazy Lady's Summer Dessert {Pedantic Foodie}

While nectarines and apricots were not on my list, once I gently felt their tender flesh which signaled utter perfection, I could not leave them in their wooden crates - they needed to come home with me.  I was not in the mood for pie-making or crumble-baking that day, I wanted to create the Summer dessert that we all want to eat and actually feel like making after a long, humid day. 

The Lazy Lady's Summer Dessert {Pedantic Foodie}

I snatched up a can of coconut cream, because whatever I ended up making would be instantly improved by coconut cream, and walked out of the store with high hopes and more groceries than I had anticipated. 

The Lazy Lady's Summer Dessert {Pedantic Foodie}

This dessert does not require any preheating of the oven, a welcome treat for those of us with small kitchens that turn into saunas come summertime.  This crisp-like topping is full of the familiar flavors we love, and it all comes together on the stovetop.  

The Lazy Lady's Summer Dessert {Pedantic Foodie}

Oats, shredded coconut, and sliced almonds - though you could really use any nuts that you like - are toasted.

The Lazy Lady's Summer Dessert {Pedantic Foodie}

Then, melted butter, brown sugar, salt, and cinnamon are added, creating a salty-sweet, crunchy topping for our fruit.  

This topping is also a great thing to keep on hand for last minute desserts, or for jazzing up your morning yogurt. 

The Lazy Lady's Summer Dessert {Pedantic Foodie}

Now you must make the decision of whether or not you would like to make this dessert vegan.  

The Lazy Lady's Summer Dessert {Pedantic Foodie}

If so, just top your warm fruit with a spoonful of coconut cream that you have sweetened with a little bit of honey.  

The Lazy Lady's Summer Dessert {Pedantic Foodie}

I chose to go half and half and used a combination of heavy cream and coconut cream.  Coconut cream is a bit rich for me on its own. 

The Lazy Lady's Summer Dessert {Pedantic Foodie}

Four years and counting of recipes, ramblings, picture-editing, learning, eating, and utter delight! Thank you so much for spending them with me. 

Sincerely, 

Pedantic Foodie


The Lazy Lady’s Summer Dessert

serves 6 (but you can half, or double, or multiply the heck out of this recipe)

for the topping

- 1/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon 

- 1/4 teaspoon fine salt 

- 3 tablespoons brown sugar

- 1/4 cup finely shredded, sweetened coconut 

- 1/4 cup old fashioned oats 

- 1/4 cup sliced almonds 

- 2 tablespoons unsalted butter, at room temperature

Use a fork to combine ground cinnamon, salt, and brown sugar in a small bowl. 

Combine coconut, oats, and almonds in a nonstick frying pan and place over medium heat.  Toast, stirring often, until the coconut and almonds are fragrant and deep golden in color.  Add the butter to the pan.  

Once the butter has melted, remove the pan from the heat, and add the brown sugar mixture.  Stir until all the ingredients are well combined and evenly coated.

Spread the crumble topping out onto a piece of parchment paper and allow to cool while you prepare the other components. 

for the fruit*

- 3 ripe nectarines, halved and pitted 

- 6 ripe apricots, halved and pitted 

- 3 tablespoons coconut oil

Set your grill to medium high heat.  

Use a paper towel to coat the grates of the grill with coconut oil.  (You will want to make sure that your grill is nice and clean for this!)

Place the halves of the fruits cut-side down on the grill and cook, covered, for about three minutes.  The fruit should be just slightly softened.

Allow the fruit to cool for several minutes while you prepare the cream. 

*While I used nectarines and apricots, you could really use any semi-firm fruit here.  Peaches, pineapple, or pears would all be great options!  

for the cream & assembly

- 1/2 cup heavy cream 

- 1/2 cup coconut cream

- 1 tablespoon orange blossom honey 

- grilled fruit 

- crumble topping

Place the heavy cream in a large bowl and beat with an electric mixer until soft peaks form.  

Add coconut cream and honey and beat until smooth.

Place several halves of fruit in a bowl and top with a spoonful of cream and several tablespoons of the crumble topping.  Serve immediately.  Enjoy! 


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Chewy Almond Apricot Bars

Late night Redbox runs can be precarious, especially if the closest Redbox kiosk happens to be located in Walmart. 

I was simply trying to get a movie…all I wanted was a movie.  After a long day of running errands and coffee shop meetings, all I wanted was to put fluffy pajama pants on my tired legs and be mindlessly entertained.  This was both idealistic and unrealistic.  Come on, this is Walmart; Walmart at night.  Weird people get weirder when the sun turns in.  Unfortunately, I met one of these interesting individuals.  

I was innocently mumbling to myself about the amount of movie options I was having to scroll through to find my chosen DVD when my friendly neighborhood creeper decided to make his appearance.  

Creepy Walmart Dude: “Are you a ballerina?”

Tired Me:  Let me first state that I was not wearing a pink tulle skirt or anything remotely resembling Swan Lake apparel.  I glanced behind me hoping that his obscure question hadn’t been directed at me.  Of course it had, so I calmly answered “No” and turned back to my business.  

Creepy Walmart Dude:   “You’re built like a ballerina!”

Tired Me:  He had obviously checked out my backside, but I decided to be nice and stay classy as I ignored him.  

Creepy Walmart Dude:  “You’re even standing like a ballerina!”

Tired Me:  Yes, my feet were crossed but that is because I had just come from a long meeting where I drank my weight in chai and was trying desperately to avoid usage of the public restroom.  I figured telling my new friend this factoid would not help my situation so I informed him that I always stood like that.  

Creepy Walmart Dude:  “You have your hair fixed like a ballerina…”

Tired Me:  First of all, it was not a ballerina bun but in fact, a sock bun.  Apparently my creeper had never been on Pinterest…geez.  I informed him that this was a quick way to fix my hair and I ran out the door.  

Creepy Walmart Dude:   “I bet you would be good at ballet!” he yelled as I scurried out the door.  

When I had reached my car I was flustered and irritated and wanting to unwind even more than before.  I got home and fell on the couch ready to put in my movie and eat a pan of these glorious bars.


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These bars are soft and chewy and the perfect companion to strong coffee.  They also happen to be super quick to make which compels me to be even more of a fan.  I needed these, I’m sure you need them too.  Let’s get started.  

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We begin with; 1 cup of melted butter, 1 1/2 cups sugar, and 2 large eggs.  In the bowl of your handy dandy stand mixer beat eggs and slowly add in sugar.  Beat sugar and egg mixture on medium speed until their color is light yellow and you have hit the ribbon stage.  Reduce speed to low and add butter and 2 1/2 teaspoons of almond extract. Let me just say right now that almond extract is one of my favorite smells and I am considering wearing it as my new perfume.  Back to the bars.  In a separate bowl combine 2 1/2 cups of all purpose flour, 1 teaspoon of kosher salt and 1 teaspoon of baking soda.  Slowly beat in flour mixture adding in 1/4 cup increments.  

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When all the flour has been incorporated fold in 1 1/2 cups dried, diced apricots and 1 1/2 cups of chopped almonds. 

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Spread the batter out into a 9x13 pan and sprinkle the top with your remaining 1/4 cup of almonds.  Bake at 375 degrees for 20-25 minutes.

Moral of the story, don’t go to Walmart at night, stay home and eat chewy bars.  


Chewy Almond Apricot Bars 

makes about 16 bars 

-1 cup unsalted butter (melted)

-1 1/2 cups granulated sugar

-2 large eggs

-2 1/2 teaspoons almond extract 

-2 1/2 cups flour 

-1 teaspoon baking soda 

-1 teaspoon kosher salt

-1 1/2 cups dried apricots (roughly chopped)

-1 3/4 cups raw almonds (roughly chopped)

Preheat oven to 375 degrees.  In the work bowl of your stand mixer beat eggs on medium high speed for 30 seconds.  Begin to add sugar in 1/4 cup increments, when all the sugar is incorporated beat for 1-2 minutes or until the color has become a light yellow.  Add melted butter and almond extract.  Sift to combine baking soda, flour and kosher salt.  Reduce speed to medium and slowly add flour in increments.  When all the flour has been beaten in fold in apricots and 1 1/2 cups almonds.  Spread the batter in a 9x13 baking pan, sprinkle remaining 1/4 cup almonds over the top.  Bake bars for 20-25 minutes.  Enjoy!  



Sincerely, 

Pedantic Foodie