From the looks of my Instagram feed, I think most of us set up our trees over the weekend.
Read more{Thirsty Friday} Toasted Coconut Fudge Malt
Relationships with food are just like any other relationship. Sometimes it's love at first sight and sometimes it takes a little while for infatuation to set in.
My relationship with coconut was the latter.
At first, there was utter rejection. He put up a tempting facade, sticking like fresh fallen snow to the outside of a marshmallow-coated cake. I happily brought him up to my eager lips only to be instantly disappointed by the waxy, flavorless strands stuck in my teeth.
For years, second chances were out of the question. But I slowly got up the courage to give the humble coconut a second chance. Samoa Caramel Popcorn was my rebound, and though I had to force myself to swallow several lose strands of coconut, I was falling in love with the fresh, tropical flavor that comes from quality coconut.
Fast forward many dates later with my newfound love and I have learned to love this edible confetti.
Mind you, it has to be very toasty to remove that waxy texture, and I still have not been able to tolerate a slice of coconut cake, but we are making progress.
If you are not utterly smitten with coconut already, I would like to offer this drink as proof that anyone and everyone can fall in love with coconut.
I really do not know what to say. It's just…SO GOOD...
Well, if I must be more descriptive, I would say that this tastes like the drink you would get if you put paradise in your blender with a cup full of ecstasy and blended them together.
Oh, you think I am being dramatic? Just toast yourself some coconut and then tell me this isn't the best thing you have ever stuck a straw into.
The malt itself is a combination of coconut cream, whole milk, french vanilla ice cream, malt powder, and a whole lot of toasted coconut. It really can’t help but be good.
When I was little my father used to take me on dates for caramel nut sundaes. My favorite part of those sundaes was scraping the caramel down into the ice cream. It would be slightly hardened because of the cold ice cream, making it thick and chewy. The fudge sauce in this malt acts exactly like the caramel sauce in all those caramel nut sundaes. As you drink the malt, you slowly scrape the fudge down into the glass, getting rich, decadent pockets of chocolate.
I think I would like to start drizzling the inside of every glass with fudge sauce from now on.
It’s been a long week, give yourself a treat, and put your feet up for a while. Oh, and if you cannot find someone to share this with you, just dive right into seconds. It is Friday, after all.
Sincerely,
Pedantic Foodie
Toasted Coconut Fudge Malt
serves 2
for the fudge sauce
- 1 cup semisweet chocolate
- 6 tablespoons heavy whipping cream
In a small bowl, combine chocolate and heavy cream. Microwave at 30 second increments, stirring after each, until melted. Place in a squeeze bottle and set in a bowl of warm water until ready to use.
for the whipped cream
- 1/2 cup heavy whipping cream
- 1/4 cup confectioner’s sugar
Use a hand mixer to beat heavy cream until soft peaks form. Fold in confectioner’s sugar. Reserve for later use.
for the malt
- 1/2 cup + 2 tablespoons shredded, sweetened coconut
- 1/3 cup malt powder
- 2 cups french vanilla ice cream
- 1/2 cup coconut cream*
- 1/2 cup milk
Place coconut in a small frying pan and set over medium heat. Cook for 3-5 minutes, stirring often, until the coconut is deep golden and evenly toasted.
Combine malt powder, ice cream, coconut cream, milk, and 1/2 cup toasted coconut in the pitcher of your blender. Blend on high speed until smooth.
Use the prepared squeeze bottle to drizzle the sides and bottoms of two tall glasses with fudge sauce. Fill each glass with the coconut malt and top with whipped cream and remaining coconut. Serve immediately. Enjoy!
*Coconut cream is a very thick, creamy coconut milk. If you cannot find it at your local grocery store, you could substitute unsweetened coconut milk, it just won't be quite as thick.
Mint Chocolate Malts
Each week I give you a recipe. I offer you friendly lectures on pie crust and kitchen scales and I heartily encourage you to embrace intimidating recipes. This week, I have no lectures to offer.
This week I humbly suggest that you step away from the things that make you feel overwhelmed and drink your dessert. A new year can be both invigorating and overwhelming and I think this might be the moment we need to catch our breath.
This recipe requires six simple ingredients. We are even allowed to buy our ice cream. Yes, it’s okay to buy your ice cream. Sometimes we need to embrace a bit of simplicity.
Of course, if you would like to make your ice cream, this recipe is pretty bonkers.
I drank a lot of chocolate milk as a child, and though I will happily down a good glass of chocolatey cow juice today, I feel like a malt is the more grown-up version of that treat.
Ice cream, milk, and malt powder head to the blender and are blended until smooth. It’s that simple.
We add a little bit of peppermint extract and whipped cream. Just because we are simple does not mean we can’t still be fancy.
Paper straws, of course... Now is probably a good time to mention that I recently realized my affinity for paper straws may be getting out of hand. If you have out-grown your gallon size storage bag it may be time to stop buying more, but, then again, they are just so adorable.
You deserve a mid-week treat. Happy Wednesday!
You deserve a mid-week treat. Happy Wednesday!
Sincerely,
Pedantic Foodie
Mint Chocolate Malts
makes 2
- 2 cups milk
- 3 cups chocolate ice cream
- 1/2 cup malt powder
- 1/2 teaspoon peppermint extract
- 1/3 cup heavy cream
- 1 tablespoon powdered sugar
- chopped dark chocolate for garnish, optional
In a medium bowl combine heavy cream and confectioner’s sugar. Beat using an electric hand mixer until soft peaks form. Set aside.
Combine milk, ice cream, and malt powder in your blender. Pulse several times until smooth. Add peppermint extract and pulse one or twice to incorporate.
Pour into glasses and top with whipped cream and dark chocolate. Serve immediately. Enjoy!