Croque Mon - Do What I Want

Welcome to this Monday.  It’s already happening, another week, another to-do list, another round of appointments - don't panic.  

You can do this.  

Your hair looks amazing, by the way.

Croque Mon - Do What I Want {Pedantic Foodie}

We need to begin this week right, so eat a proper breakfast.  Yes, of course, yogurt counts, especially if you splurged on the fancy European chocolate kind - you’re totally winning.  

The work day and full inbox will likely feel daunting, and you’ll be tempted to come home and crash on the couch with a bowl of leftover popcorn.  But, you are not going to do that.  Instead, you should call up your favorite gentleman or lady, and make a cozy, slightly-more-elegant-than-popcorn dinner.  You’ll thank yourself.  

Croque Mon - Do What I Want {Pedantic Foodie}

I’m trying to gather up some of these weeknight dinner weapons because in 235 days I’m going to have a husband.  One of those studly garbage-taker-outers that you have to feed three times a day and provide semi-frequent back rubs for - at least that’s what I’ve heard.  So you see, my classic popcorn and clementine dinners simply won’t do anymore...except maybe on Sunday nights, everything is permissible on Sunday nights.

So this is why I’m learning to make fancy sandwiches that need only a pile of lightly dressed arugula and a handful of chips to become a proper dinner.

Croque Monsieur is the classic French sandwich.  It is little more than a very fancy version of ham and cheese.  By fancy, I mean that it has ooey, gooey (bleh, I don’t like those words… someone please, give me some new adjectives) cheese sauce poured over it.  

It consists of two slices of toasted bread, a thin layer of dijon, ham, and gruyere.  The finished sandwiches are then covered in a rich cheese sauce and baked until the cheese gets brown and bubbly.  I love it, and it really needs no improving, but, I wanted pickles.   

I really love a good sweet pickle.  My dad and I are the only ones in my family that tolerate their charm, and I cannot get enough.  One of my very favorite guilty pleasure foods is a good hot dog with tangy ketchup and a heaping pile of sweet pickles. Oh yes…  But I digress.

Croque Mon - Do What I Want {Pedantic Foodie}

So, for the love of pickles, I defied tradition and added a layer of sweet pickles.  Let me tell you, that though this sandwich has always been perfect on its own, if perfection could be improved upon - this is it.  

The spicy mustard plays wonderfully with the sweetness of the pickles and they add a fresh crunch to the rich, cheese-blanketed sandwich.  

Croque Mon - Do What I Want {Pedantic Foodie}

Husband or no husband, this is a really good Monday night dinner choice.  And, if you are dining solo and do not feel like eating four sandwiches, you can still make the entire batch of cheese sauce and stow it away in the refrigerator for quick lunches or dinners. 

Croque Mon - Do What I Want {Pedantic Foodie}

We’ve got serious weeknight skills. 

Croque Mon - Do What I Want {Pedantic Foodie}

Sincerely, 

Pedantic Foodie


Croque Mon - Do What I Want

makes 4 / recipe adapted from Ina Garten

- 8 1/2-inch slices of good bread (I used an Italian country loaf)

- 2 tablespoons unsalted butter 

- 3 tablespoons all-purpose flour 

- 2 cups whole milk, warmed (about 60-70 degrees)

- 1 teaspoon salt

- freshly ground black pepper 

- 1/8 teaspoon freshly ground nutmeg 

- 1 teaspoon salt

- 1 1/2 cups gruyere, shredded (divided use)

- 1/2 cup finely grated parmesan + extra for sprinkling 

- 16 slices deli ham

- 1 cup bread and butter pickle slices 

- dijon mustard

Preheat oven to 400 degrees F.  

Place the sliced bread on a sheet pan and bake for 5 minutes.  Flip each slice and then bake for an additional 2 minutes, until toasted.  

Place butter in a small saucepan and melt over medium high heat.  Once the butter has melted, whisk in flour.  Cook, whisking often for 2 minutes. 

Slowly stream in warm milk, whisking constantly, until combined.  Add salt, pepper, and fresh nutmeg and cook, stirring often, until the sauce has thickened; about 3-5 minutes. 

To test the consistency, dip a spoon into the sauce and run your finger down the center of the spoon.  If it leaves a clean line, the sauce has thickened enough; if not, keep cooking.  

Remove from heat and stir in 1/2 cup gruyere and parmesan.  Set aside. 

Set oven on the broiler setting.  

Spread a thin layer of mustard on four of the toasted slices of bread.  Layer each slice with pickles, four slices of ham, and a handful of the remaining gruyere.  Top with a second slice of toast and place in a 9x13 baking pan.  Cover each sandwich with prepared sauce and sprinkle with parmesan. 

Broil for 3-5 minutes, until the sauce is bubbling and slightly browned.  Serve immediately.  Enjoy!  


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A Challenge to Self - Pierogies {Pedantic Foodie}

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A Challenge to Self - Pierogies

Last year, I spent most of the winter weekends trying to nail down my favorite macaroni and cheese recipe.  With the help of my fiance and brother, we turophiles created what I believe is one of the very best macaroni and cheese renditions.  This year, I challenged myself to conquer all things dumplings, beginning with one of my favorite dumplings - the pierogi. 

I researched and schemed before attempting my very own pierogies, which, to my amazement, were far simpler than I had imagined.  In truth, I was rather embarrassed by the fact that I had allowed such a simple dumpling to intimidate me for so many years.  

A Challenge to Self - Pierogies {Pedantic Foodie}

In my research and testing process, I learned several things…  

1. Sour cream is important for a soft, delicate dumpling dough.  

2. Do not underfill the dumplings.  I was leery of over-stuffing my dumplings in the beginning, but the dough can handle a lot more filling than I gave it credit for, so be sure to get your pierogies plump with filling. 

3. Keep your dough moist.  This recipe makes about 21 pierogies, and filling and shaping them is definitely the most time-consuming portion of the process.  The dough will easily become sticky and crusty if it is not kept moist, so place the dough that is not yet being shaped on a very well-floured surface and cover with a damp paper towel until you are ready to use.  

4. Get your filling smooth.  Like, super smooth.  You’ll thank yourself in the end. 

A Challenge to Self - Pierogies {Pedantic Foodie}

We begin by making the dough.  It's a super-simple, non-yeasted dough that comes together with a wooden spoon and a good bit of kneading.

A Challenge to Self - Pierogies {Pedantic Foodie}

While the dough rests, potatoes are peeled and boiled in super salty water because you would never, ever, ever consider boiling potatoes without salting the water, right?  Of course you wouldn’t.  

A Challenge to Self - Pierogies {Pedantic Foodie}

Once the potatoes are fork-tender, they are smashed with butter, sour cream, milk, and a whole lot of gruyere.  

Then, the potatoes are put through a fine mesh sieve to make them extra smooth and creamy.  If mousse and mashed potatoes had a child, it would be this filling.  Try very hard not to eat it all before you fill the pierogies. 

A Challenge to Self - Pierogies {Pedantic Foodie}

Once the dough has rested, it is rolled and shaped into circles.  

A heavy spoonful of filling is placed in the center of each circle of dough, and then the dough is folded over and the edges are pinched to form the dumpling. 

A Challenge to Self - Pierogies {Pedantic Foodie}

These dumplings go directly into a pot of simmering, salted water to cook for 8 minutes.  

A Challenge to Self - Pierogies {Pedantic Foodie}

While the dumplings are simmering, heat several tablespoons of butter in a frying pan.  The cooked pierogies go directly into the hot butter to fry until the edges are golden brown and crispy.  

A Challenge to Self - Pierogies {Pedantic Foodie}

I’m unreasonably excited about these dumplings.  Carbs filled with carbs = happy lady. 

A Challenge to Self - Pierogies {Pedantic Foodie}

Oh, bikini season is coming?  Get outta here with that negativity. 

A Challenge to Self - Pierogies {Pedantic Foodie}

Fight the funk and make pierogies.  

Sincerely, 

Pedantic Foodie


Potato & Gruyere Pierogies 

makes 21 / recipe adapted slightly from Emeril

for the dough

- 2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour + 1/4 cup for dusting 

- 1/2 teaspoon kosher salt

- 1/2 cup water 

- 1 egg 

- 2 tablespoons olive oil 

- 2 tablespoons sour cream

Combine salt and flour in a large bowl; set aside. 

In a large measuring cup, whisk to combine water, egg, oil, and sour cream.  Pour the wet ingredients into the dry ingredients and use a wooden spoon to stir.  Mix until a rough dough has formed and then transfer to a well-floured surface.  Knead for 3-5 minutes, until the dough is smooth and elastic.  Shape the dough into a ball and dust lightly with flour.  

Cover the dough with a damp paper towel and allow to rest for 30 minutes.  While the dough is resting, prepare the filling. 

for the filling

- 4 medium yukon gold potatoes, peeled and cut into cubes 

- 3 tablespoons unsalted butter 

- 1/2 teaspoons kosher salt 

- freshly ground pepper

- 6 tablespoons whole milk, at room temperature 

- 1 1/2 cups shredded gruyere

Fill a medium saucepan with water, seasoned with a palmful of kosher salt.  Add potatoes and place over high heat.  Bring to a boil.

Boil for 15-20 minutes, until fork tender.  

Drain away the water and add butter, salt, and pepper.  Mash roughly with a potato masher before adding milk and gruyere.  

Stir until the cheese had melted and the potatoes are fairly smooth.

Press the potatoes through a fine mess sieve to create a smooth, potato puree.  

assembly & frying

-  1/4 cup unsalted butter

Shape the dough into a rectangle - 6 inches long, by 5 inches wide.  Cut the rectangle into three strips, about 1.75 inches wide.  Then, cut each strip into 7 equal pieces, leaving you with 21 small squares of dough.  Roll each piece into a small ball. 

Place the dough on a very well-floured surface and keep covered with a damp paper towel until ready to use.  

Flatten each ball with the palms of your hands and stretch to form a 3-inch circle.  Place about 1 1/2 tablespoons of the potato filling in the center of each round of dough.  Fold the dough over on itself to form the dumplings, pinching to seal the edges.  Place the finished dumplings on a baking sheet lined with parchment and cover with damp towel until all the dumplings are shaped. 

Fill a large pot with water and salt liberally.  Bring to a simmer over medium heat.  

Working in several batches, drop dumplings into the simmering water and cook for 8 minutes.  

Use a slotted spoon to remove the cooked dumplings from the pot and set aside.  At this point, the dumplings can be refrigerated until ready to use.  

To serve:  Place one tablespoon of butter in a medium frying pan and melt over medium heat.  When the butter begins to bubble, add several of your cooked pierogies to the pan and cook for 3-4 minutes on each side; until they are golden brown and the edges are crisp.  

Serve immediately.  Enjoy!


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Snow storms compromised my tight and minutely planned weekend.  So, I sit at my desk, in the warmth of my home, unable to challenge nature and quite content to watch, wait, and soak in these cozy, homebound days.  

The air has been brisk.  Actually, brisk isn't the word.  It’s been reeaalllyyy cold.  Like, 16 degrees in the mornings.  I love it.  Well, I love it until I run out of gas and have to pump it with frozen hands, and then I have to remind myself of that little gem known as patience.

Parmesan & Cauliflower Soup with Crispy Pastrami {Pedantic Foodie}

I run home, out of breath and desperately gripping my warm latte, to make a pot of winter tonic - soup. 

Parmesan & Cauliflower Soup with Crispy Pastrami {Pedantic Foodie}

Making soup is normally a therapeutic venture for me, but this experience, to be perfectly candid, was anything but.  I spilled all the milk that I had ventured out in the bitter weather to buy.  Spilling half of it in the kitchen, and then managing to spill the second half all over my photography boards, magazines, and rug.  Oh, and then there was the chicken broth spill and the soup boiling over, and then…  You don’t want to know.  

I just wanted to remind you that I too have many, many, many kitchen mishaps.  And sometimes, I cry over spilled milk.  The irony of the situation is not as amusing in the moment though, I assure you. 

Parmesan & Cauliflower Soup with Crispy Pastrami {Pedantic Foodie}

Though the process of making this soup was not as relaxing as I had hoped, when at last the restorative, steaming bowl was in front of me, the hazards of the morning were but a distant memory.  All was right.

This soup is so simple and I absolutely adore it.  It is rich, creamy, and comforting.  It has all the charm of potato soup but it’s flavor is unique and unexpected.  And the crispy pastrami is pretty wonderful.  It is essentially really peppery bacon. 

Parmesan & Cauliflower Soup with Crispy Pastrami {Pedantic Foodie}

I cannot make anything lately without tossing in a few handfuls of cheese.  I was extra generous when it came to this soup.  Several large spoonfuls of grated parmesan add a depth and richness to this soup that takes it from pretty good to “I would like a bathtub full of this stuff.”  Did I mention the fact that I also added a whole lot of cream cheese?

Parmesan & Cauliflower Soup with Crispy Pastrami {Pedantic Foodie}

Apparently, I have no respect for your New Year's resolutions.  I’m sorry/you’re welcome.

We are using frozen cauliflower for this recipe.  It’s a wonderful short cut that can be made guilt-free because flavor is not forsaken.  Frozen cauliflower provides just as much flavor and texture to this soup as fresh, and it saves you a bit of effort.

Parmesan & Cauliflower Soup with Crispy Pastrami {Pedantic Foodie}

The soup is hot, the snow is still falling, and I am ready for a weekend at home. 

Sincerely,

  Pedantic Foodie


Parmesan & Cauliflower Soup with Crispy Pastrami

serves 4-6

  • 2 tablespoons olive oil 
  • 8 ounces pastrami, sliced thickly + diced 
  • 1/2 medium yellow onion, diced 
  • 2 teaspoons salt
  • 1 1/2 cups chicken broth 
  • 2 1/2 cups whole milk 
  • 24 ounces frozen cauliflower 
  • 8 ounces cream cheese, cut into cubes 
  • 1 cup finely grated parmesan cheese 

In a large soup pot or dutch oven, heat olive oil over medium high heat.  When the oil begins to shimmer, add pastrami and cook until crisp.  Use a slotted spoon to remove the pastrami from the oil, and set aside for later.  

Reduce heat to medium, then add onions and salt to the pan.  Cook the onions in the remaining oil until translucent, but not browned; about 7-10 minutes.

Add chicken broth and stir to remove any browned bits from the bottom of the pan.   Pour in milk and add frozen cauliflower.  Cover and cook over medium high heat, until the cauliflower is fork-tender; about 20 minutes.  

When the cauliflower is soft, remove the pan from heat and puree using an immersion blender.  Stir in cream cheese, parmesan, and 2/3 of the previously cooked pastrami.  Serve immediately with a sprinkling of remaining pastrami.  Enjoy!


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